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HELLFEST \u2013 Compilation 2013<\/b><\/p>\n

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\u00ab\u00a0Promenons-nous dans les bois, pendant que Boutin n\u2019y est pas\u2026\u00a0\u00bb Ce pourrait-\u00eatre le sous-titre de cette compilation HELLFEST 2013, \u00e9dit\u00e9e par Sony et qui n\u2019a d\u2019autre vocation que de nous mettre l\u2019eau \u00e0 la bouche en attendant le 21 Juin\u2026<\/p>\n

L\u2019exercice serait \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s honorable s\u2019il s\u2019\u00e9tait agi d\u2019une compilation de titres \u00ab\u00a0live\u00a0\u00bb desdits groupes pr\u00e9sents \u00e0 l\u2019affiche. Mais que nenni\u00a0! Des versions album. Rien de plus, rien de moins.<\/p>\n

Et autant vous dire que les titres ne figurent pas parmi les plus r\u00e9cents (un exemple parmi tant d\u2019autres\u00a0: ADIDAS de KORN qui date de\u2026 1996).<\/p>\n

A moins que cette galette ne f\u00fbt destin\u00e9e \u00e0 une croisade en vue de HELLFESTISER les membres du Parti Chr\u00e9tien D\u00e9mocrate, profanes en la mati\u00e8re et donc potentiellement clients de cet \u00ab\u00a0\u00e9chantillon\u00a0\u00bb, j\u2019ai du mal \u00e0 en percevoir la pertinence\u2026<\/p>\n

La plupart des chevelus (ou pas) consommateurs de ce type de musique et aficionados du HELLFEST, connaissent d\u2019ores et d\u00e9j\u00e0 ces titres, parfois mieux que les musiciens eux-m\u00eames. Il n\u2019y a qu\u2019\u00e0 se rendre au HELLFEST pour s\u2019apercevoir du nombre hallucinant d\u2019Air-guitaristes, Air-batteurs, et Air-chanteurs qu\u2019il peut y avoir dans le public.<\/p>\n

Non, non, ne commencez pas \u00e0 me briser les glandes sub-caudales sous pr\u00e9texte que j\u2019ai oubli\u00e9 les Air-bassistes\u2026 Personne ne se donne la peine d\u2019imiter un bassiste. D\u2019une\u00a0: parce qu\u2019on ne l\u2019entend pas, et de deux\u00a0: parce que \u00e7a n\u2019int\u00e9resse personne, et surtout pas les nanas\u2026<\/p>\n

Mais revenons \u00e0 nos moutons qui, ces 21 – 22 et 23 juin, n\u2019auront pas la laine fraiche\u00a0:<\/p>\n

Cette compilation sous forme de double CD ne casse pas des briques, mais elle a le m\u00e9rite, pour les puristes milliardaires, de pouvoir se payer un teaser aux environs de 20 boules.<\/p>\n

Gageons que cette forme de merchandising serve \u00e0 financer une partie de notre festival ch\u00e9ri, ce qui rendrait l\u2019achat moins douloureux, bien qu\u2019injustifi\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Un joli cadeau de 35 titres qui fera plaisir \u00e0 M\u00e9m\u00e9-sourdingue ou \u00e0 Anthony, votre petit cousin de 7 ans \u00e0 qui on a diagnostiqu\u00e9 une schizophr\u00e9nie infantile le jour o\u00f9 il a d\u00e9capit\u00e9 son hamster nain avec un presse-pur\u00e9e\u2026 Eux ne connaissent probablement pas ces groupes qui ont berc\u00e9 votre enfance\u2026 Et ils jalouseront secr\u00e8tement votre escapade estivale en terres Nantaises\u2026<\/p>\n

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\u00a0LE PROFESSEUR SCHUBERT<\/p>\n

Titres de la compil\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n

CD 1 :<\/p>\n

01. Bullet For My Valentine – Riot
\n02. Korn – A.D.I.D.A.S.
\n03. Avantasia – Avantasia
\n04. Whitesnake – Still Of The Night
\n05. Accept – Balls To The Wall
\n06. Helloween – Nabataea
\n07. Sick Of It All – Scratch the Surface
\n08. Europe – The Final Countdown
\n09. Saxon – Heavy Metal Thunder
\n10. Krokus – Ballroom Blitz
\n11. Kissin Dynamite – I Will Be King
\n12. Lordi – Hard Rock Hallelujah
\n13. Hardcore Superstar – One More Minute
\n14. Mass Hysteria – Positif \u00e0 bloc
\n15. Danko Jones – Just A Beautiful Day
\n16. Papa Roach – Still Swingin’
\n17. Graveyard – Goliath
\n18. My Dying Bride – The Poorest Waltz<\/i><\/p>\n

CD 2 :<\/p>\n

01. Cradle Of Filth – The Abhorrent
\n02. Candlemass – Solitude
\n03. At The Gates – Slaughter of the Soul
\n04. Arch Enemy – Nemesis
\n05. Immortal – The Rise Of Darkness
\n06. God Seed – This From The Past
\n07. Marduk – Messianic Pestilence
\n08. Morbid Angel – Nevermore
\n09. HELLYEAH – Band of Brothers
\n10. Agnostic Front – My Life My Way
\n11. Finntroll – Solsagan
\n12. Red Fang – Wires
\n13. Amorphis – Alone
\n14. Haemorrhage – Open Heart Butchery
\n15. Asphyx – Deathhammer
\n16. Hypocrisy – Eraser
\n17. Kreator – Civilization Collapse<\/i><\/p>\n

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